WINONA, Minn. — In the mail any day now, a Winona man will be receiving a shop-lifting citation. House detectives at Walmart accused the man of sticker-switching and taking merchandise through a self-checkout aisle. Stickers from three $1 toys had been affixed on two tires and a 12-pack of Mountain Dew, the video showed. The value: $258. Police identified Christopher Wayne James Swinger, 48, from store surveillance video and mailed him a shop-lifting citation. The theft was September 4, but the store didn’t figure it out right away.

Swinger. Whatta deal: Two tires for $3, not to mention a Mountain Dew 12-pack