WINONA, Minn. — There is no other way tell this odd tale, dear reader, than to start at the beginning:
> Ranee Heleb Corey, age 44, didn’t show up for jury duty.
> As is custom for no-shows, the judge issued an arrest warrant.
> Corey showed up but late.
> Based on the warrant, a deputy told Corey she was under arrest.
> Anticipating being frisked, Corey produed a half gram of meth and gave it to the deputy.
> The deputy took her to jail for possession.
Corey. A second warrant related to ourth-degree burglary.