ST. PAUL, Minn. — The state Education Department said it was unaware of any schools that equip toilet rooms with kitty litter for students to pee and presumably also to defecate The statement followed a campaign claim by gubernatorial candidate Scott Jensen that some schools have conceded to the preferences of students whose identity is more wrapped up with animals, specifically cats, than with fellow homo sapiens. There is no data that Minnesota has any anthropomorphic school kids.

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