COON VALLEY, Wis. – A driver crashed a vehicle crashed into a Coon Valley home and fled into the night. No one was home. The driver, Garhardt Waldner, 64, of Faulkton, South Dakota, was found after dawn, police said. The accident was about 12;30 a.m. on Central Avenue. Police said alcohol was involved.

Hello, house. Perhaps the doorbell wasn’t working. Cops suspect devil rum to blame.